I <Name> do swear on this <item of gay paraphernalia>,
That I will maintain the integrity (or lack thereof),
Of The Cubby House Podcast.

I promise to maintain the Cubby House’s values that:
My tummy will be full,
My play will be adventurous, and
My attitude welcoming and inclusive.

I promise to make no stupid double entendres,
Or Family Guy or Simpsons references.
If I should fail, I am prepared to be flagged,
and face the punishment accordingly.